Well, this was a partial success.
The recipe I used, I can’t find the origin of. Suffice it to say, it’s not mine.
No Knead, Dutch Oven Bread
1/4 tsp active dry yeast
1 1/2 cups warm water
3 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting. You may use white, whole wheat or a combination of the two.
1 1/2 [...]